We love men!!! But unlike Rihanna, we don’t love the way they lie. There are a few tell tails that make it obvious when he lies like if he can’t say something look at you, or if he says it while walking away. The list below gives you the 10 of the most common lies men tell and what he actually means.
1. “Ya, I’m on my way”
What he means: “Uhm, I’m about to shower so chances are I’m going to be half an hour late, but I’m not going to tell you that because you’re going to bite my head off.”
2. “No she’s not that hot”
What he means: “She’s flipping hot!!! But I would NEVER say that to you because then I’d have to spend the rest of the week nursing your self—esteem.”
3. “It’s just a chilled night in with the guys.”
What he really means: “WE GOING TO THE CLUB!!!”
4. “Steve’s car broke down and I had to take him home.”
What he really means: “Zanele (the ex girlfriend)needed a lift home but I know her name is never to be mentioned in this house.”
5. “Ya I can fix that. It’s easy.”
What he really means: “Uhm what is it??? Where’s the manual???”
6. “No I’m not crying. I’m okay.”
What he really means: “I need a hug *sob*”
7. “Come over, we’ll just watch movies and talk.”
What he really means: “Let’s shagg” – if he really wanted to see a movie and talk, you would have met at the mall.
8. “I don’t know why my ex is texting me.”
What he really means: “She’s texting me because we have unfinished business. I’m actually over her but I’m not done with her.”
9. “Oh you called? I didn’t see your missed call.”
What he really means: “Honestly, I was too busy to take your call, the conversation at work was at its peak.”
10. “Okay, you’re right.”
What he really means: “I’m over this and you’re getting on my nerves now.”
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